Top screenshot and [left] transcript are real and verbatim from Sept 4 broadcast on national TV.
“Fellas, is it gay to use a straw?”
Fragile snowflake weirdos more obsessed with dicks than I am, and I’m gay as fuck.
I like to suck on straws with milkshakes so hard, that my cheeks implode.
Only if you suck until the creamy goodness reaches your lips.
Any time you close your mouth over something and suck, you a gay man! That’s why real men don’t own Stanley’s!
Well, nothing is more suggestively manly than this:
Who the fuck doesn’t drink a milkshake with a straw?
Are all these strawless non-gay heterosexual manly men walking around with milk mustaches like 5 year olds? Is this what women are into?
No, these strawless, non-gay, heterosexual, manly men are just like me. They were handed a spoon, but not a straw in the drive through and they decided to just drive off rather than bother or inconvenience someone, even though it wouldn’t be a bother or inconvenience, it’s the person’s job, and they’d be happy to help. I am married though, so while I wouldn’t say my wife is specifically attracted to that brand of social awkwardness, she’s not entirely repulsed by it.
I feel comfortable answering that last question!
No
They know they are full of shit. The know they are lying.
They are just evil cunts that spread hate and lies to manipulate people.
I’ve said it before. There are only 2 types of right wingers. They are either stupid or evil. Sometimes both. But it’s always at least one of the 2.
here are only 2 types of right wingers. They are either stupid or evil. Sometimes both.
True, but I know people who are other categories. They have mental and/or social issues. The big social issue is tribalism - some go along to get along to survive in their social and work environments.
I know plenty of people with social issues that try to support others instead of being whiny conservatives and shit. Social issues are important to consider in how to address a lot of that stuff but the people themselves, at some point, need to take responsibility for acting out like they do.
I don’t think women in general love trump. I think that’s a difficult demo for him. Sure I can find a few at his events but the average woman really doesn’t like him. Does that mean he’s not masculine? They are just inventing little things to be on the surface of what is and isn’t masculine. Walz has the only core masculine traits I can think of. He loves and takes care of his family. Everything else is superfluous window dressing. These guys only care about dressing though.
Maga men don’t use a straw, they suck vanilla shake off of an erect penis. In a closet. Because that’s where most of them are.
You guys know that I like to play with AI, so I asked AI what to make of this news channel. The AI told me to delete this meme because it has to be fake because no news channel would ever have aired that chyron nor have said such a ridiculous statement on prime time television.
Guys, this is real. September 4, 2024. The bottom right image was added for relating to the topic.
AI: Ha ha, very funny feeding my AI generated stuff back to me, like any actual humon news channel would do this
No it’s real
AI: I’m outta here, y’all humons fuckin’ nuts
Even that Grok AI thing from Twitter calls out elon musk and other right wingers on their bullshit if you show it tweets. Its funny as fuck.
Jesse Waters is the biggest clown on a network full of them. Very impressive beclowning
How the fuck else are you supposed to drink a shake? One scoop at a time with a spoon? Slurp it straight from the cup?
Or is ice cream just no acceptable for men altogether?
What are you, gay?
Anything that cannot be made in a fire is only fow wittle wittle girls!
He probably thinks straws look phallic, on account of him having a micro penis
women love masculinity
The number of things that he’s inadvertently implying with this that would cause him am aneurysm is just delightful
Oh so the party of incels now knows exactly what straight chicks are into?
Weren’t they just throwing a collective temper tantrum about paper straws and how you could pry their plastic straws out of their cold dead lips?
thAt TeLLs yOu EvERyThiNg
Why would we even listen to this Ross Gellar-looking ass about masculinity anyway?
