I might say something like “Oof, gravity is kicking in, I gotta go have a seat…”
Dropping the kids at the pool.
In our language “sitting” is a synonym of “meeting”. So in the office setting, I always say “I have an important sitting coming up”.
What language?
Pretty sure he’s German (https://translate.google.com/?hl=de&sl=de&tl=en&text=Sitzung&op=translate).
I’m not daddy32, but this halfway works in English haha!
“I gotta go do some paper work” or “I need to get something down on paper” are my two go-tos
Hope everything comes out alright!
Dad?
“I need to poo-poo in the pot-tay”
I need to go 3D print something.
Definitely heat up your bed before you start extruding.
Hell yeah. I’ve a Toto Washlet with a heated seat. That thing is quite comfortable while priming your nozzle.
You use your own anus? That’s filthy yo!
😂🤣
I only shit in other people’s pants.
Because I just shit in mine…
Gotta make room for dinner
Gotta make a deposit at the porcelain ATM.
If I have to pee I’ll say “I have to pee” if I have to shit I say “I have to go to the bathroom”
I usually just say I gotta go to the poo room. But hey, if you wanna bathe in it, I won’t stop you.
i say “gotta go log out”
i do freelance work with technology, and the clients think i am going to do something work related and technical.
Gotta work my shift at the fudge factory.
There’s a fake (i think) town in Missouri called Uranus. When you drive past it there’s a billboard for Uranus Fudge Factory. They have a website, gift shop, etc.
I want this to be true, so I’m not checking.
Gotta drop the kids off at the pool
Two of my favourites are:
- I’m touching cloth.
- Dropping the kids off at the pool.
Gotta run, I’m groundhogging!
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If your poop is fuzzy, you should see a doctor…or an exorcist.
