Pubert and Rapeseed are ones I’m liking so far, thanks for the suggestions!
Meowzer’); DROP TABLE Cats;–
Siri or Heygoogle
Dog
H.P. Lovecraft entered the chat
That was my first thought too…
Oh boy, someone hasn’t heard about H.P. Lovecraft’s cat.
I thought the title said band name and was so confused
Fido
Jizzlord
There was a dog I followed on YT who was supposedly named Cumlord. He was fucking adorable but unfortunately I think he passed away.
Cutlet is the best bad name for a cat. The cat will know it’s both your friend and a survival ration.
I do the thing where I hold my cat’s head in both hands and scratch her chin and rub my head on hers while telling her I’m gonna turn her into teriyaki stir fry.
My cat Chili could relate.
Rover
We have neighbor cat who always wants to come to our yard and start shit with our cat. Said neighbor cat has an odd narrow dark strip under his nose. We call him Hisler, or Der Furrer.
One of mine has the habit of extending just one front paw while being pet lying down. We ask if she’s heiling kitler.
Rat
The name that you chose - the cat doesn’t care anyway.
Tggr.
Steve, short for Stephen.
Rover