Absolutely can’t stand the “I have nothing to hide” response. Like y’all aren’t parroting Nazi propaganda.

I just had that comment the other day from a recruiter who “dug into” my socials with the help of “expert tools”. She said “Aww… you seem really nice to everyone!” (eller “Faaaan… du framstår som så trevlig mot allt och alla!”) after browsing all my non-anonymous social posts and seeing which Facebook groups I’ve participated in. I had just about deleted my Meta accounts before I realized I needed to have some kind of semblance of “social posting”, as my LinkedIn and such were pretty meager. The recruiting company unfortunately seems to prove that I need to have a social media trail in order to be employable in my field of expertise. Which has literally nothing to do with social media.

When Nathan Fielder does it, it’s art.

Well, did you provide them a EULA (that they’ll never read) first?

Or you could just be the Police. (the band or the pigs, your choice)