I love annoying my sister, girlfriend and some friends irl.
Online I tend not to, but in one subtle way I love to.
Censoring a word before posting on Lemmy. Oh how I love watching people tweak bc the u in fuck is lightly cut off. Its so funny to me how big a deal it is to so many people.
What do you do knowing it’ll annoy people? Online or not?
when someone tailgates me, I slow down.
I swear I’m the single calmest and least petty person on the road it feels.
This is one of the many reasons I love my manual transmission
I miss driving a manual car. How does it help with tailgating? Was I missing out?!
I can down shift and slow down without activating my brakelights.
Ohhhhh I forgot about that!
The only person I purposely annoy is my sister, and by just being extremely facetious if there is any ambiguity in the words she chose when telling me something.
Her: “So I made mash potatoes today…”
Me: “You made mobile army surgical hospital potatoes? That sounds unpleasant.”
I burp in my sisters face and run away.
Submit incredibly niche questions to poll blogs on Tumblr
I once annoyed one of my friends in high school while he was trying to write a story/book (I don’t remember if he was actually trying to write his own book or if it was just a story). One day, I saw that he was typing a sentence that said something about one of the characters “whipping out his cellphone” and I said “oh, is that what we’re calling it now”. I would then occasionally look back at his story without actually reading anything and laugh a little. At first he thought it was funny but at some point he started getting annoyed and kept telling me to stop.
Oh you’re me. Where have you been?
I annoy sibling by reminding them of their chores weekly, apparently.
Cats are people, and I annoy cats with my scary love! Which is normal love and kisses, but they’re cats.
I learn current slang just to use it wrong. Nahmean, cringe?
I act like a cat and touch things that make noises
I just realised I only annoy women irl. Idk what this says about me.
I state my opinions on the internet without adherence to any particular side or filter for pacifying and self-censoring what I genuinely believe or facts that I know with certainty and back it up with reason, logic and evidence.
IRL this seldom annoys anyone unless I’m overly impolite but I try to be polite generally.
I hate giving up my seat on the bus. So I will pretend not to notice someone standing there until I absolutely have to, and then feign ignorance. Fuck off, I wanna sit down.
Not annoying anyone. You’re good, done nothing wrong
I trigger trolls/stubborn children online, usually with ridicule, and I follow it up with a moral lesson. Besides that, I’m extra silly around my wife, and try to put her in funky situations (random “hey, it’s my wife’s bday, she would really love it if y’all sang for her”, dancing on the street to the beat of the ambulance, nothing too crazy). I’m pretty free and she ‘tries to fit in’, so it’s always fun, at least for me (hehehe).
