Bomb voyage.
Monsieur Incroyable!
This is it.
So long, and thanks for all the fish!
Along those lines, I was thinking “Oh no, not again.”
Honestly I think this one is a winner.
I would get nervous, fuck it up. Then try to save it; making it more cringe. Then detonate the bomb just to end the awkwardness.
“Remember me as… as a guy… but like a really humble guy… because even though what I’m doing is great and makes me better than you… I am not…”
explodes into orange juice
… Sorry, you failed your perception check as well.
As you pull out the ‘bomb’…
You are startled to discover it is actually two ramen noodle packs, each of which has slightly torn packaging, out of which a bit of crumbled dehydrated noodle bits leak.
Yippie kayak, other buckets
Nine-nine!!
LEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY JEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSS!
Don’t close my tabs, they’re all important
deleted by creator
I’ve hidden a treasure somewhere on this planet.
“Pull my finger.”
“When you see the devil, tell him who sent ya.”
“Hey, that guy said to tell you-”
I. HATE. SAUERKRAUT!
Guess that’s all I’m really tryin’ to say…
Oh crap, I should’ve thought of a cool quote before pressing the but
“Damn. This is gonna be the coolest thing I’ve ever done, and I’m not gonna get to see it.”
alternately, go classical if you can summon up the appropriate amount of rage… “To the last I grapple with thee! From hell’s heart I stab at thee, for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!”
Sir, permission to leave the station.
For what purpose, Master Chief?
To give the Covenant back their bomb.
Goosebumps
Permission granted.
Duuun duh duuuuuun dun duhn… BUUHM
I like that i got to be Hood in this. Always saw myself as more of a Buck.
