I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
Vermin Supreme.
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
If nothing else he would send all the pedo preists to hell.
Accountability.
Screw it, I’ll be the pope if that means I can release the records on their pedo priest protection program.
Adam Savage
John Oliver
Joe Biden
Yeah Danny sounds good. Or Jack Black would pope the hell out of that Vatican, literally.
Can’t
Donald Glover
Gilbert Gottfried
Resurrected harambe
I’m thinkin’ Father Guido Sarducci will come outta nowhere and sprint to the win.
I am nominating myself, being as I am a Discordian Pope.
Pope Ringo George
Eckhart Tolle. I personally think he has a neurological disorder but he’d make life better.
I think Bill Maher should put his name in the hat. I know he’s atheist, but he got on his knees for Trump, so maybe he’s willing to give Jesus a fresh look.
