An unorganized pile or collection of unrelated items.
“The top drawer of the desk was a shlarmle of buttons, marbles, pens, and rubber bands.”
Looks like you have top commemt. It’s cannon now.
Yahoo! Lol
Having disdain for cheap things
Je L’armol
It’s the squishy stuff that makes up the ground of playgrounds
Homonym #3 of shlarmle: shlarmal
it’s an antonym for cromulent.
Can we just replace the presidency with Simpsons and Futurama writers?
When life gives you shmarmle, make shmarmalade.
Instructions unclear. We’ve encountered a worse version of the coconut.
Pathetic but cute. Aw, isn’t that baby 3 legged frog just shlarmle.
That’s fitting. Reminds me of rescue chihuahuas.
A dog’s tongue all flopped out. Or maybe any noodley-shaped animal doing noodely things.
It does remind me of a dog eating pasta.
When you wake up for work after sleeping 2 hours and 28 minutes and you stumble around in the dark looking for your phone which is blasting an alarm over and over.
Honorable mentioned for the sheer specificity.
The act of talking around a mouthful of hot food.
Then it’s almost onomatopeia at that point. Good take.
Shlarmle - To lie constantly from a position of power.
Shlarmled - The people who the Shlarmler wants to be believed by.
The bait you use to go fishing for shawarma
It sounds like something someone would make up to pretend to be cultured.
“What’s this stuff called.” "
“It’s, uh, called the ‘shlarmle.’ It’s what they use to lure the shawarma onto the hook before they tire it out and finally reel it in.”
