• badbrainstorm
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    204 months ago

    You can cut the second to last banana a little lower, and leave the top of the stim attached to keep it hanging

    • @[email protected]
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      54 months ago

      Until I read your answer, I was picturing a kiosk selling frozen bananas with a countertop (a diner would be a countertop restaurant, in this naming convention). My only excuse is that I just woke up

  • @[email protected]
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    104 months ago

    I think we’re all missing the most important question here: where do you get someone small enough to work the countertop banana stand?!?

    • Tippon
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      34 months ago

      You make a trade with someone from the actors guild.

      Banana for scale.

  • @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    Mine it for potassium-40. Radioactive products sell for more than one banana, which as others have noted cost $10 but if you can purify the radioactive elements, you can probably get $11 or even $12.

    • @[email protected]
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      14 months ago

      Plus, the YouTube revenue. Imagine me and Nile Red turning a banana into something where we get a visit from the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. They’d pay upwards of $14.50.

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    24 months ago

    There’s always money in the banana stand. Use the last banana for a free smoothie for your employee, or throw the rotton thing out and order more for tomorrow.

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    4 months ago

    I use better technology: wire fruit basket. It achieves the same goal of exposing your banana to air circulation, but the last one can lay down