Although, it may be a “premium” feature, so it’s (still) a bad idea.
That’s gonna be my version of old people saying “I don’t do computers” now. There’s no goddamn way I’m putting a chip in my brain.
It’s wild that 15 years ago I’d sign up in a heartbeat, the entire world order would have to change dramatically for me to go for it today
I would only if it wass FOSS and self hosted. NO FUCKING WAY IM INSTALLING A MICROAOFT CHIP IN MY HEAD.
You don’t want your cherished memories (and darkest secrets) being automatically uploaded to facebook? What’s wrong with you?
Wish granted, the chip erases your memories of games you’ve played every single time you sleep, along with all your other memories.
Wish granted. It’s a neuralink and has like 30 back doors. Your memories have all been replaced by caramelldansen and your visual cortex has been ransomwared.
That is very Eternal Sunshine of you…
That movie would have been a lot less interesting, I feel.
Haha, probably. Unless you are this guy: https://www.forbes.com/sites/insertcoin/2015/12/27/man-sues-bethesda-because-fallout-4-is-too-addictive/
Understood, but there are other memories I’d much rather erase, not necessarily with the intent of reliving them for the first time.
What could go wrong? Well just watch Black mirror
I just want to be in a post capitalism society with incredible AI that I could ask to continue a game I’d played before with a twist.
Give me pokemon red in 3d, but make more puzzles and more pokemon and the npcs more interactive. That kinda thing
Who dropped all this monkey paw in the shower?
Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind
Haven’t read the book it’s based on but i really enjoyed the movie
Just make sure you get the sound and vision subscriptions or your screwed.
Please upgrade to Monthly Premium for just $19.99 a month to disable the agonizing neurological pain.
Or our deluxe plan to turn off constant ads for just 39.99… otherwise we’d like to speak to you about your cars extended warranty.
I too will let a company put hardware running rented software into my brain. They say you can’t take away my pride, but pride is a emotion on sale for 19.99.
Reminder that chips heat up
But the company would also erase lots of other stuff from your mind they don’t agree with. Yikes.
