Pedro, of course
Luigi
even if convicted of felony, we know now is not an impediment
fewer felonies than the current president
How is Luigi? Has anyone heard anything from him recently?
Sometimes I wonder if he would actually be a good choice, considering he doesn’t have a history in politics. And then I remember how Trump just kinda decided he was gonna be president with no political background.
This circlejerk needs to go home. Oh yeah, Lemmy is your home. Y’all thirsty.
AOC hands down.
Let’s make finnster president just because it would be funny and the conservatives’ heads would explode. Is she a qualified? No. Is she american? No. Would she even want to be president? Probably not. Would she still be a million times better than the current president? Definitely
POTUS? Nobody. No single person should hold a position with such power.
No single person
High 5 maybe?
Bernie, because i think he would be really really good at training his VP AOC to be president after him
Fucking nobody.
Me, assuming I have unlimited power to do as I please. I would be assassinated inside of a month, but it would be a wild month. The only president with more executive orders than me would be the person who comes after and undoes all the shit I did.
Honestly a president that was just crazy but not like evil would be so funny. Paint the whitehouse pink, make the navy wear tophats, replace the $5 bill with a $6 bill, change the national anthem to never gonna give you up
Oh, there would be a lot of nonsense as chaff, but that isn’t what would get me killed.
Paw Patrol. They seem to have a handle on things. How many shitty human presidents have we had? How many shitty dog presidents? I rest my case.
Like every other episode involves some train crash or other perfectly avoidable catastrophe. Granted, that’s maybe their nepo mayors fault (her grandpa was mayor back in the day) but they’re still very complicit.
(My daughter is 2, these thoughts are all I have to get me through watching it with her)
Aoc
Mark Twain. I don’t even care if he isn’t resurrected in this scenario.
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov “Lenin.”
Skynet.
If was right fuck humans
Jon Stewart, Al Franklin, Bill Burr. Any body like that.
Bernie, all the way. Is it too soon to say I’d take Carter as he is now over trump?
My mother. She would solve everything.