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Dave.
No last name, just Dave.
Thanks! I was just looking for this joke the other day
My last name is a gemstone that is already used by strippers/pornstars often so I would probably keep that as the second part of my name but come up with something funny and/or masculine sounding for the first part since I’m a straight guy and not a female stripper/porn star.
Fuck it ill go with Dick Diamond.
Chode Loadington
George Washington Lemon Fresca
I would go through LinkedIn and pick a person at random, use their name with the exact same spelling and any alphabet soup they have behind their name
Jerry Thompson, Esq Mary Kowalski, F.A.C.S. Dr. Alan Carter, DDS, FACP
These are all fake btw. I mean they may not be but if they are it’s genuinely a coincidence. That would be so weird
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secretlyaddictedtodick
Tommy Cordero
Mickey Mouth
Roy Mustang. Always thought that guy was wasting his time in the military with a name like that
Hugh Jdisappointment
A bit late to the party but: Barry McAuckner
Curly McDick
One of my favorites: https://youtu.be/_m2X3uuayKg
