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    414 days ago

    My ex girlfriend is a therapist, and she was CONSTANTLY “analyzing” me, even when I begged her to turn that shit off and just be my girlfriend.

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      114 days ago

      Count Dracula doesn’t like in a castle because he’s a vampire.

      He lives in a castle because he’s a count